It's quiz time!
Prove that you are a total Diaz addict by getting the top score in this quiz!
You will have to answer ten questions by picking the correct answer. No time limits, just correct answers. Are you ready? Go on then, press start!
Results: N/10
You have proved your inadequacy to be anywhere near our Oni Queen. You couldn't do worse even if you tried. We shall banish you from the internet and teach our children your story; the story of the kind of being they must never devolve into. Shameful.
You should be ashamed of yourself. The chances of doing worse than this are laughably low even if you answer completely at random. Disgraceful. Please leave... and don't show your face around here in a while.
Are you reaaaaaally this bad..? And you still decided to give the quiz a go? Damn. You should really have more self-respect than this... and spare us this pathetic sight.
Pathetic. I'd hide in my room for a whole month if I dishonored our Queen like this. You better start watching a Diaz VOD every day, for a month or two, before trying again. Now begoooone!
Insufficient. You can't present yourself to the Oni Queen in this state. You would be crushed, both physically and psychologically. A journey of betterment is sorely needed; train your body, train your mind, watch Diaz VODs. Rinse and repeat. And repeat.. and repeat... and...
Yeah... you got a 5, but this can't really be considered a passing grade; our Queen deserves the stars, not these half-assed offerings. If you want to rise through the ranks, you have to prove your worth. Wooork haaaaarder, you lazy minion!!
Even if we were trying to be as generous as our Oni Queen and assume you got unlucky, this barely qualifies as an acceptable result. You can't get complacent with your current state. You must commit to bring every bit of Diaz trivia closer to your memory, to your heart, to your very soul. You are not there yet. You are not ripe enough.
An acceptable result. You might have earned yourself the right to be called a "minion", but the journey ahead of you remains long and tortuous. Keep on walking the path, and don't forget to stop every few steps to thank Diaz for existing.
A decent result. You have proved to be a committed servant, even if you are still not among the most brilliant ones. You mask blends seamlessly amidst the army members now, but... will you be able to cross the threshold and finally distinguish yourself as a warrior worthy of mention on the legendary Oni Queen chronicles? Only time will tell...
A good result. This is what we would expect from those that dedicate their body and soul to serve the Oni Queen. But are you really such a praiseworthy minion? True commitment is not about reaching a milestone, but proving yourself day after day without ever letting our Queen down. To become a pillar strong enough to withstand her rage. Beautiful enough to stop offending her sight. Rich enough to keep the Red Bull stocked. Serene enough to endure her questionable opinions.
Wouldn't expect any less. You deserve some commendation for your efforts.
Unless you try again and fall short of perfection, hmm..? That would be a disappointment, wouldn't it..?
Wouldn't expect any less. You deserve some commendation for your repeated efforts.
Unless you try again and fall short of perfection, hmm..? That would be a disappointment, wouldn't it..?
You shouldn't have wanted to know everything so badly... now you will know too much.
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